WELCOME
This is awkward. I didn't expect to see you here.
I guess since you’ve stopped by, we can try a little thought experiment.
Options A
Click the button below, knowing full well it could change your life forever.
Option B
Do literally anything else.
F.A.Q.
NOW THAT WE KNOW WHAT TYPE OF PERSON YOU ARE...HERE'S A LITTLE ABOUT ME
To the best of my knowledge.
I can barely work with myself, but anything’s possible.
Ok, maybe not anything…
My love is not for sale, but…do you really have a million dollars?